Now we can count all the votes!

WHITINGHAM — We now have the technology to know everything about everybody. So we should have no trouble counting all the votes in a national election.

Since we can now know exactly what the Will of the People is, we can have true democracy!

The Big Data has been piling up for years. While we're at it, why not look up what actually happened back there in Bush v. Gore, how all these horrible wars started, and where all our money went? It's all in there.

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